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itunestore:

"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”

crusherccme:


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Tagged with: #perf  
rellemonroe:

wingedwolf94:

mastermindofinsanity:

black-nails-and-t-cells:

eridick-amporna:

icantbelieveitsnot-better:

#Jack was actually the Professor’s ancestor #but after being sent to the future the Professor was then never born #therefore never made the Powerpuff girls #and the forces of evil were free to destroy the world

oh shit son.

My mouth just dropped

oh damn

Oh…

God…

rellemonroe:

wingedwolf94:

mastermindofinsanity:

black-nails-and-t-cells:

eridick-amporna:

icantbelieveitsnot-better:

#Jack was actually the Professor’s ancestor #but after being sent to the future the Professor was then never born #therefore never made the Powerpuff girls #and the forces of evil were free to destroy the world

oh shit son.

My mouth just dropped

oh damn

Oh…

God…

Tagged with: #wAT  

buttinspectorkirby:

interruptingpanda:

busket:

mybodythehandgrenade:

brinconvenient:

tonidorsay:

gailsimone:

chrishaley:

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

Bwahahahahahaha

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

c’mon the artist could have dEFINITELY shown us the butt window too, like at the same time as a the chest window. like you just have to twist him in a way that shows us the butt but also turn the chest around a little so we see that too? superman is a tough guy im sure he can handle breaking his spine to show off all those important windows

He really has more freedom of movement in this, too. I mean, the eye candy is a nice plus but it’s really about functionality.

you sure he doesn’t need some bicep windows, too? he must be getting hot in that spandex and it’d make it even easier for him to do all sorts of flexing and such with his biceps if they weren’t so boxed in like that.

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice
sheepyu:

this is my favorite out of context anime screenshot no one can tell me otherwise

sheepyu:

this is my favorite out of context anime screenshot no one can tell me otherwise

Tagged with: #mawaru penguindrum  
baby: a- a- a-
parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
baby: a- aaa- al-
parents: apple?? air??
baby: a- al- al-
baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?
Tagged with: #fma  #this keeps getting funnier  

theyuniversity:

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Good question, palindromichannah.

Few topics in grammar and usage inspires as much dread and confusion as lay vs. lie. This post will allay your fears.

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Need even more examples? Here you go:

  • When I get home, I’m going to lie in the hammock and relax.
  • In which room should I lay the new rug?
  • Yesterday, my dog lay on my lap and took a long nap.
  • Jim has lain on the sofa since noon.
  • Every night, Finn lies on his bed and sleeps inside his sleeping bag.

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(Jennifer Lawrence GIF source: Teen.com)

Tagged with: #grammar  #words